if I was a dog

If I was a dog

would I sleep on the couch

and play with my friends

I would bark at the birds 

and dream about food

If I was a dog

would I scratch my behind

I would chew on some shoes

and have no worries at all

Men siden Fruen ikke er en hund, bare en influensagretten sydame, får man nøye seg med et av punktene...Nemlig å sove på sofaen, etter at den lystige har varmet den opp.